Douchelo
a buffalo (american bison) that shaves its chest and posts pictures of itself on facebook while taking itself way too seriously.
bart: did you see the pelt in black jack skinners cabin that had “bad -ss boys like bad -ss toys” written on it?
jethro: yea, looks like black jack skinned another douchelo.
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- douche-textery  people that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought… sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire.. the king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner. dave: hey whats up? dave: want to go out tonight i was […] 
- Dougging  the act of talking so much on the phone while ones hips are thrusting at any mention of a female or when -sserting alpha-male status. also related: dirty hinkley ewww, why does he always stop by my cube and start dougging? 
- dough not  when you’re going to say “don’t” but then switch to “do not” halfway through, you end up say a mix of the two. jimmy: i dough not want pizza today. fred: what? 
- dougism  a religion of the p-n-s doug. he is long and fran worships him. my religions is dougism. 
