douchemail


an email that is written in a particularly douchey tone.
i can’t believe he ended his douchemail with, “please let me know if i’m missing something.”
an e-mail sent someone with an especially douchey tone. most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.
i had to fire off some douche-mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.

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