Douchemelon
a douchebag that’s abit more of a douche than usual
something different to call someone
a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can’t get mad at them because they are so cute
girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon
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