the act of a typically non-douche person having a moment of doucheness
friend one: “i haven’t had a douchement in a couple of weeks”

friend two: “yes you have! last night…when you were bragging to the bartender how big your calf muscles are.”

friend one: “oooohhhh…your totally right, that was a douchement!”

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