douchemobile


1. an eclipse
2. other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he’s far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn’t realize how pompous he sounds to others)
hey, did you see josh pull up in his douchemobile? he slipped the valet a george and of course the valet rolled his eyes.
any vehicle purchased and driven strictly to fulfill any one or a combination of the following purposes: be the “fastest”, look the “coolest”, to have the most “bling”, to look the most “furious”, be the loudest, be the “meanest”, be the “biggest road hog” or to be the most expensive.
1) wu-oh, there goes another c6 doing 130 mpg on the interstate. i bet he thinks he’s too fast to cause a multi-car pile-up. he definitely looks the “coolest”, so i’m sure he won’t go to jail for doubling the speed limit once he’s pulled over!

2) hey look at that yukon over there with the 24″ spinners and chrome all over. it’s the biggest, meanest road hog with the most bling i’ve ever seen!

–please note, it is common knowledge that drivers of these type of vehicles are most commonly defined under the douche category with applicable similar definitions such as douche nozzle, douche bag or douche kn-b to name a few. these individuals are typically very easily identified by c-cky, irrational and generally childish behavior. many of these drivers refer to their douchemobile(s) as “american muscle” which is generally a pseudo-patriot excuse to waste more gasoline during the middle of an oil crisis.
prime vehicle of choice for a douche or douchebag.

sign that a douchmobile is approaching is obnoxious engine revving used to compensate for a small p-n-s.

may be a nice, current year model purchased for the exact purpose of hiding his chode, or may even be a hunk of sh-t souped up to look high performance;
(revvv, rumble rumble, insert car noise) “whats that annoying -ss sound..why the f-ck does he do that with his car?….oh that’s just shawn’s douchemobile, he does that to alert girls he’s around; the flashiness makes you think he’s hot, but under that seatbelt and steering wheel is just a itty-bitty chode…i would know”
the automobile driven by a douche. esp. lifted trucks covered with srh stickers.
“i bet that clown-shoes f-cker thinks his douche-mobile is hot sh-t. i hope it rolls on the freeway.”
a car drivin by matt young. it is some crazy 1920s kinda car that looks like sh-t and he drives it likes he cool sh-t or soemthing. this car has attract people to throw actual douchebags into it.
there’s the douchemobile! we should throw douches into it!
1. a shiity car, driven by matt young

2. well, basically that’s it. it’s matt young’s car.
omgwtf look at that car its like gay lololololololololol f-gget it’s the douchemobile wtf

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