Douchenard
noun – 1. a word used to describe a fairly attractive, yet somewhat gayish, young male, known for his infidelity.
2. a tool who is difficult to socialize with.
3. someone who keeps the man code.
4. a male cheerleader.
that guy on tool academy is a total douchenard.
a terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. a tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. most likely in his/her 30’s or 40’s, and having lived an eventful life. also, most likely to be a manager of a cracker barrel or some other embarr-ssing position.
look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.
wow, you just described a douche-nard!!!
someone who acts like a complete p-ssy and is way too into themselves.
ken: “im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful… if that is even possible.”
ashley: “your such a douche nard!”
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