Doucheneck


doucheneck is an extra low cut v neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with att-tude directed at everyone. it can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metros-xuality.
“that guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing.”
t shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good t-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest – thus making you look like a roid-munching d-bag from geordie sh-r-.
“i was about to buy a wicked t shirt in a shop, then i tried it on and saw it had doucheneck. now i’m off to stab ed hardy in both eyes.”

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