douchenugget
a term which describes a total -sshole. originally coined by b.s., the term is characterized by lying, insincere comments, and general all-around douchebaggery. it is most frequently used when referring to ryan lewis.
susie: “he did what?! i can’t believe that! he’s the biggest -sshole ever!”
betty: “i know. he’s a total douchenugget.”
noun: a person who is not quite yet a full-blown douche-bag. a douche-nugget is a person that is annoying and bothersome in his/her actions and words.
roberto is a real douche nugget, he never combs his curly p-b–hair head.
noun: a small piece of hardened v-g-n-l secretion that is flushed out while douching. also synonymous with douche bag.
dude, let’s never hang out with bethanie again. she’s a huge douche nugget anymore.
an idiot, moron… used as a humorous insult, with no harm meant
dude, you’re such a f-ckin’ douche-nugget! you mean douche-bag? no.. you haven’t gained that t-tle yet.. you’re still a lil douche 🙂
noun: stemming from the latin ‘douchus nuggutus’ meaning ‘of great douchebag characteristics’. an individual circ-mstance which embodies the ent-ty of douchebaggery.
in some cultures, douchenuggets are the highest form of flattery to one’s affinity to be a douchebag. some even go on quests to achieve douchenuggetry, we call these individuals douchenuggeteers.
did you see tom since he returned from college? man that kid’s become quite the douchenugget!
someone who is a total ahole and doesnt seem to realize it
1.n-body likes corey because he is a douche nugget
or
2.dude why are you being such a douche nugget?
a take-off from the modern meaning of the term “douchebag.” “douche nugget” is used to describe someone who is arrogant, self-centered, rude, obnoxious, etc, and this person is not well-liked due to these characteristics. someone who acts like a douche nugget also possesses a low level of intelligence.
emily: he’s been acting weird for the past week or so…
amanda: what a douche nugget.
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