Douchenuke
the only weapon capable of dealing with a mega douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.
did you hear the put-down mike dropped on the mega douche d-ckie? total douche nuke! d-ckie melted down completely.
someone who is so douchey, they destroy all signs of non-douche, and their being there radiates doucheness for hours, sometimes weeks.
those people from jersey sh-r- are such douchenukes.
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