doucheometer


one’s level of douchiness… measured on a scale using the unit

a-hole/sec… highest ever measured was 1 a-hole/sec
brian: “ha ha, i’m being so funny right now”
mike: “no your not, you’re like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now”

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