doucheoplasty
the no so common practice of body modification by having foreign bodies of stainless steel implanted under the skin, commonly in the shape of a ring, a plate, or a star. surgical implantation of magnets, spikes, and common household objects are also categorized this way.
me: crazy johnny is in the hospital with staph infection after attempting to implant a nintendo controller into his left arm!
you: yeah – if you’re going to go for the doucheoplasty, at least go to a professional.
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- Doughdar
the intuitive impulse that goes off in a person when the “hot now” light blinks on at krispy kreme donuts. hey dave, you want to go get some krispy kreme donuts? sure, but lets wait a while; my doughdar isn’t tingling.
- d-pen
short for double penetration, the act of plugging more than one hole of a girl with p-n-s’. the girl is usually a cooze, but some are also very innocent “jason and i had her in the mouth and b-tt at the same time last night! total d-pen action!”
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an insult commonly used to comeback to the insult b-tt nugget that’s a hot t-st-c-l flap
- DPIC
do not put in computer. this is an abreviation for those who work in the customer service industry an do not put a customer in the computer. pr-nounced: “dee pick” person 1: “dude! i totally just got a 20 dollar tip!” person 2: “no way! that cheap jerk wouldn’t have tipped that much, you had […]