Douchepticunt
1. female version of douchepticon
2. a woman who appears to be normal at first but exposes herself as a douchebag later.
3. douche in disguise
frank: i just broke up with my girlfriend yesterday.
dan: i thought everything was going great. what happened?
frank: it was great at first, but she turned out to be a doucheptic-nt.
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