doucherectomy
when one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one’s douche-like qualities
chris: mike is such a sh-tpile. i can’t handle it anymore.
kevin: i don’t know, he’d probably say that’s ‘subjectable’
chris: how can he? he’s a useless tw-t lip
kevin: he might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
chris: there’s no help for him
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