doucherocket
a douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.
“that guy won’t stop yelling about the girls who won’t sleep with him and the intellectuals who won’t listen to him. what a doucherocket!”
a word to describe an -sshole or more commonly, a douche. there are 5 rungs of the douche hierarchy: -sshole, douche, douche bag, douche nozzle and right at the top, (displaying unfettered amounts of douche), douche rocket.when someone is so douchey they can no longer be described as a douche nozzle, the big guns are brought out and douche rocket is used.
“abe you douche rocket!!”
someone with over extrodinary “douchy” or dumb traits…or for someone that said a dumb remark…almost always used as an insult.
shut up douche rocket! or quit being such a douche rocket
douche douchebag: a rocket propelled douchebag. a douche with an extra kick. douchebag alternative.
“johnny is such a flaming doucherocket”
someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel
qjay was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds
one who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.
d00d, she’s a total douche-rocket.
a huge douche bag; one that is high and above all the other -ssholes.
jim: dude, can you believe steve? he showed up late and drunk to my wedding. then he tried to get with my wife!
joe: what a douche rocket.
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