doucheroll
similar to a rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead -ssaulted with a video and/or song of john mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).
friend: i am loving this song right now! {link}
you: what’s this — oh, fml, i’ve been doucherolled.
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