douchery
to engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).
i cannot abide dan’s douchery.
n. – an act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.
alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)
“i’m sick of working at this douchery.”
“when you turned on me in that meeting – that was some serious douchery.”
“forsooth, latent -sshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth sh-t on thy head.”
– lord elbenworth
douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.
unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient p-ssion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
jack: check it – what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a vacheron watch? douchebaggery!
joe: nah man, that’s just a fake.
jack and joe:
the act or art of being a douche
jacob is interupting this cl-ss with his douchery.
to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)
i cannot abide dan’s douchery.
the horrendous acts of unadulterated stupidity perpetrated by baldwin, don and all known -ssociates.
since baldwin arrived, the office has been flooded with douchery.
similar to a hatchery. a place where baby douches are unknowingly raised by their douche mommies and daddies. you may recognize the early signs of being a douche in these little ones in public places. hopefully you don’t know anyone running a douchery.
omg, with a dad like jon, i hope kate isn’t stuck running a douchery for those 8 kids after their divorce.
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