douchestach


the pencil thin facial hair that comes down from the sideburns, follows the jawline, and connects to a thin mustache and a little patch just under the lip. … important feature, the rest of the the face is perfectly smooth. usually accomanied by a diamond stud ear ring, graphic t’s and shaved lines in the eyebrows.
checkout the jersey sh-r- tool with the douchestache.

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