Doucheswag
a person who’s awesome, cool, and popular, but also a douche. you hate everything about them, but secretly want to be them.
dave: jeremy is a pretty cool guy – he’s got lots of friends.
alex: yeah, but he also wears hats backwards and calls people ‘bro’.
dave: i guess he’s a doucheswag.
the swag one ent-tles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. also known as douche swagger
charles: wow why is biff being such a douche bag tonight?
frederick: oh thats nothing new biff has got that douche swag.
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