douchetopia
this egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, b–bs, -ss, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of “i’m better than you” road signs. the signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. beware of douchetop it’s a path of greatly inflated self-worth and a precocious ability to be unaware of other people’s problems. while these things on the surface seem appealing… it often results in the person not being cool after all. the douchebag’s greatest desire from the start.
pedro “hey harry want to hit the gym later?”
harry “nah man, that place is a total douchetopia.”
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