douchetrain


a gaggle of douchebags, merrily riffing off each other’s douchery, blissfully aware of how utterly douchetastic they come across.
choo-choo! douchetrain coming through.
similar to douche or douchebag. a douchetrain thinks much more highly of himself than the general population. he also engages in the practice of douchebaggery.

a douchetrain commonly ends sentences with phrases like “bro” and “kiddo.”

douchetrains don’t go out for a few beers. they go out for vodka tonics and vodka redbulls.
“i think some of the ‘product’ from that douchetrain’s hair dripped on me when i walked by.”
b-mpo’s favourite word at kilcoo,
i, (shaker) made it up.
it is another way to call someone a douche,
but douche-train is something bigger than a
douche, and it is much better than a douche bag.
“chugga chugga douche douche”
“you’re a douche train”

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