douchette


a douchette is the feminine form of a douche bag. a girl who is usually unintelligent, shallow and wears a lot of abercrombie/preppy clothes.
“that party sucked, it was full of douchettes!”
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alternative word for douche, in relation to a female who is displaying annoying tendencies.
every female character on the hills is the epitome of a douchette.

nicole richie and paris hilton on their popular reality tv show the simple life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.
a female douche bag.
she’s been such a douchette lately.
the feminine version of a douchebag. an unintelligent bimbo with enough self confidence for two people. some characteristics of a douchette include talking about oneself, taking hundreds of mirror photos for facebook or mysp-ce, being sl-tty all the time, wearing hollister or american eagle, and inhaling furious amounts of d-ck.

see also: she-douche
“so she had me come over to look at pictures she took of herself wearing her new aeropostale shirt.”
“what a douchette.”

b.
“why is jim’s girlfriend always going around with puckered lips?”
“she’s a douchette. her face is frozen from sucking so much d-ck.”
the female version of a douchebag.
that chick from the jersey sh-r- is such a douchette.
1. the act of a female displaying characteristics synonymous to being a douche.

2. the rare example of a female owning and exhibiting the normally “male douche gene”.
what the h-ll is kelly’s problem? i picked a quarter up off the ground, and she accuses me of stealing? what a douchette!
a gril version of a douchebag, know to show off about their money and are hoplessly stupid when it comes to the easiest stuff, no to mention, they tan, drink too much, and get beat up later.
girls like snooki, or the women from the stupid wives tv shows that act like douchettes

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