Douchewankoff


general idiot who a person has total contempt for.

pr-nounced:- do-schw-nk-off.
douchew-nkoff
usually and inside joke among people who know the word.
for example a student raises his hand and says the word as a fake question” do schw-nk off?” teacher asks what? student replies with a real question. also the term “w-nk-off”(which means jerk off) is not widely known in the u.s.
also said with a smile to friends as a russian sounding name.
“hey duschw-nkov wanna play modern warfare 2?”

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