douchiecanoe


a person who has surp-ssed the douche standard by a huge amount. they have went so far that you have to get in a canoe and paddle many miles to the place that they have gone.

this level of douchieness has gone farther than any amount of money that you can put in the douche jar.
oh my gosh jackson is such a douchiecanoe, he stole my girlfriend and slept with my mom in the same day.

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