Douchiet


pr-nounced d–sh-e-a. a guy tank top typically worn by hipsters rather than frat boys. the name originates from the douchey nature of the shirt.
douche 1: hey man. nice douchiet.
douche 2: thanks bro. it’s made from local organic cotton. wanna hit up that phoenix concert next week?
douche 1: no way dude! they’re sellouts

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