douching
when you knowingly f-ck with a douchebag.
“no girl. tell me you aint douching again. you know what happened last time.”
1.to clear out the rectom from a high position.
2.the act of having -n-l s-x with a girl after someone else has done her in the same place.
3.verb; acting douchtacular.
3. chrissy is douching on everyone or chrissy is so douching herself.
process of rinsing out the r-ct-m to make sure that there is no left over sh-t remaining in the bowel.
squirting water up b-m to clean prior to -n-l s-x
spazzing out: “f-cking up”.
“my computer is douching!” “yea man, it’s practically a dinosaur. no wonder”
the practice of unexpectedly dumping a large amount of water from an elevated position (or from a moving vehicle, which is called a drive-by douching). the higher the position from which the target is douched, the better and more respectable the douching. it is traditional to play “scatman” by scatman john after completing this act. video footage of a quality douching is a must.
that killer douching of pierre from the top of the eiffel tower was definitely one for the history books.
an adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you’ve got to be sh-tting does not suffice.
as pete was playing madden he screamed “you’ve got to be douching me” when his qb fumbled for the third time in a row.
the act of a female having a personal and/or physical relationship with a douche (male). this typically refers a female becoming flirtatious or “hooking up” with a male douche/douchebag.
(see: douchebag)
“i saw jess douching last night at the club.”
“come’on stop douching and find a real man.”
“are you douching again??”
the new fad which is similar to planking, owling, or tebowing in the respect that you preform this act while someone takes your picture.
a) to lift up your shirt and show off your stomach while flexing your other free arm no matter what everyone else is doing around you-
– the duck face is not necessary, but is optional. this is only if you wish to be an extreme douche bag.
john: hey tim, whats that dude doing over there?
tim: oh he’s just douching, it’s one of those new fads. its kind of like planking but way more stupid.
john: oh i get it! he’s basically acting like the situation off the jersey sh-r-?
tim: pretty much….
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