Douchist
one who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism.
man i think we need to have an intervention for alex, i’m pretty sure he’s a douchist now.
a(n) supporter of/action that supports the lifestyle of douche.
the comments he makes are very douchist. i do not follow that ideal, so i cannot be friends with him. i am sorry.
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