Douchoholic


somone who is obsessed with v-g-n- to the extent that he will die of relapse if he does not get p-ssy in his face within 24 hours.
hey bar tender ill take a douche on the rocks. yes i know thats the 27th time i’ve asked. im a douchoholic.

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