doug fact
1. a fact so random that it sounds completely made up
2. something that is actually true but sounds like bullsh-t
(also known as a fact of the day and a drunk fact)
“doug”: “for every hour of sleep, you can stay awake for two hours!”
person 2: “that’s definitely a doug fact.”
person 3: “yeah, where the f-ck did you come up with that?”
“doug”: “i didn’t come up with it! it’s real!”
person 2: “yeah right, you’re full of sh-t.”
“doug”: “g-d, you guys never believe me.”
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