Doug Funnie

a fantastic life changing cartoon that was aired on nickelodeon during the 90s. it was later purchased by the disney corporation and went completely downhill thereafter.

the show “doug” marks the trials and tribulations of a ten-haired, big nosed, green vest wearing, 11 year old boy with a humouous middle name (yancey). douglas yancey funnie (his full name) lives in a town called bluffington with his family and faithful dog named none other than porkchop. one of doug’s favorite activities includes writing in his journal and hanging out at the honkerburger with his best friend mosquito “skeeter” valentine. skeeter is an odd creature at best. at first glance, he is a blue colored semi-r-t-rded suburban child who can make an unlimited amount of odd sounds. his trademark sound being a “honk honk” noise, if you will. however, in one episode we learn that skeeter is in fact a certified genius.

doug and skeeter, as well as almost every child in bluffington, are madly in love with the famous rock group called the beets. the beets are responsible for such decade defining hits as “i need more allowance”, “killer tofu”, “shout your lungs out”, and “where’s my sock?”.

doug was indeed a brilliant show that was way beyond it’s time. it defined my childhood as well as millions of other childrens’. doug’s nickelodeon years were the happiest times of his life. he never grew up, always wore shorts, and inched ever so close to finally winning the heart of his mulatto love interest, patti mayonnaise. however, once doug moved on over to disney, he changed drastically. his personality was completely altered, not to mention he changed his clothes quite often. this move was a shock and a horrible mistake. the only proper thing to do now is to kill doug off for he has been tainted by the poison tentacles of the disney corporation.
mr. d-nk was actually doug funnie’s biological father.
an alcoholic mixed drink made with vodka and sprite.
bartender, could i get a doug funnie?
lacking originality; especially with clothing/apparel. in reference to the same outfit the character doug funnie from the 1990’s cartoon, doug, wore throughout the original series.
have you seen barbra’s closet? all she wears is the same sh-t, it’s straight doug funnie in there.
used predominately by caucasian society to inconspicuously identify members of the african american race whilst in their presence. often used as a socially acceptable replacement for n-gg-r.
all those doug funnies do is steal and live off their welfare checks. why don’t they get a job? turn off the d-mn rap music and stop doing drugs. pardon me charles, “what’s the difference between doug funnies and snow tires?”…”snow tires don’t sing when you put chains on them.” ha ha ha…and we don’t even have to whisper!