doug johnson

average white guy, generally overweight. wears low-cut converses or vans with socks sticking out, cargo shorts, and wears short sleeves b-tton shirts with exotic designs. eats food off of other people’s plates. changes in the bathroom stalls of locker rooms. listens to coldplay and generally works at movie theaters and fast food restaurants. is in the school band and wrestling.
that guy in the khaki shorts and hawaiian shirt just took my a crab leg off plate! he’s such a doug johnson.

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