Doug Rock
“annoying” rock music that meets the following criteria:
1: “sensitive” lyrics often depicting self-pity accompanied by crunching guitars.
2: band members who consider themselves “artists” for commercialized and formulaic material.
3: an obsession with power ballads.
typical doug rock songs begin with a tender acoustic riff to establish a sense of melancholy before the “crashing electric guitar climax” expresses the emotional angst of the song’s protagonist. most songs follow a formula of the subject suffering form a personal or situational shortcoming with redemption dependant on the favor a love interest or the subject’s renewed faith.
guy 1: did you hear that nickleback song?
guy 2: no, i avoid doug rock whenever possible.
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