doughnut bert


the popular fantasy, pairing the flamboyant rock star, adam lambert,(and his glambulge) with a doughnut. first mentioned in a fan fic, there is no doubt anyone who claims to be a devoted glambert knows about this pairing.
boy: “i bought doughnuts at the store yesterday”

glambert: “omg! doughnut bert!”

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