doughnut muncher


a rotund, often wheezing, overweight policeman (or cop), made famous purely on the urban legend that dunkin’ donuts has never been robbed because it is frequented by so many doughnut munchers.
g-d d-mn thats a fat doughnut muncher, at least if he falls off his crotch rocket he carries his own airbag.

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