douglass fur
extreme growth, or otherwise lack of ‘manscaping’, regarding male pubic hair surrounding the p-n-s, which in turn grows upward around the p-n-s, resembling a douglas fir
bob maintained his dougl-ss fur proudly because he enjoyed his kat laying by it.
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