douk


pr-nounced “duke,” someone who has the properties of both a d-ck and a douche bag. this works especially well as you can name the douk in question as such because they will think you are calling them royalty.
(after seeing douk leave a table without paying a tip)”way to be a douk, man”
“thanks”
“anytime”

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