Doung
verb. to cr-p on endlessly about a subject, often straying from the initial subject onto something else entirely, all the while making no sense at all, leaving your entire audience utterly confused.
“if you could stop dounging for just a moment, you’ll see that none of that makes any f-cking sense at all”
“the definition of this word is, like, that word, plus like, that word, but at the same time it’s like, this other thing that relates to what i was eating for breakfast the other day while watching a p-rno” “yeah, you know what? you really should stop dounging so much and make things a little clearer”
one who is an -sshole to his friends and others around him. though he is such an -ss, he still thinks he is the sh-t. also isnt able to create a sentence without the words i, me, myself, or his own name in the sentence. also has imaginary girlfriends that only he sees. symptoms of doung can be found in most frat boys, gay men, and some mental patients.
guy: hey girl you want to go out me, cause i am awesome.
girl: you wish -sshole.
guy: whatever, i have about five girls waiting for me at home.
girl: whatever doung!!
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