Frankenstein Walk
you’re in a crowd or at work and waited too long to take a sh-t. now you have to walk past everyone all stiff legged to keep from farting or sh-tting yourself.
we were in the center row at the movies and i had to do the frankenstein walk so i didn’t blow someones head off.
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