Dounia
dounia is amazing, gorgeous- even if she doesn’t know it and is extremely nice. people judge her too quickly. she’s fun and s-xy and amazing.
dounia is f-cking hott
a princess from the allussion island off the coast of alaska.
ex. dounia is such a f-ckin princess.
a dounia only hooks up with boys with nice shoes. a dounia will be there for you whenever you need her. she will be there for you, but she’ll show up looking like a hobo. she’ll spend thousands of dollars to look like a hobo. the only way to tell she’s not a hobo is by her red lipstick and hobos can’t afford lipstick (they have other sh-t to worry about, like food). a dounia will pretend to be a h-m-phobe until you get a couple of shots in her, then she will want to “put on a show” with one of her girlfriends all of a sudden. you parents will like her. so will your boyfriend, so don’t introduce them.
d-mn, that dounia can make a reindeer sweater and not showering look good!
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