dousch bag


1. a bag for v-g-n-l discharge at the end of the day

2. a complete f-g

3. something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being r-t-rded
1. “hey sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere…”

2. “man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag.”

3. “hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!”
a bag for v-g-n-l discharge after a heavy night
hey cindy can u p-ss my dousch bag hunny
a person of low demeanor and high levels of inappropriateness, thats a dousch bag.
men who wear pony-tails through the hole in a baseball cap, usually from sri-lanka, like a p-rn director. dousch bag
a stupid dumb probably gay person who doesnt do what you want them to do and is annoying sometimes
carl you dousch bag get those cheetos now! i wont tell you again!

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