doushoes
a pair of douchy shoes, usually worn by douchecanoes. typical qualities include, but are not limited to fat tongues, tucked laces, bulbous toe caps, and/or generally oversized features.
shoe salesman: how about these?
laura: no, those look like the shoes kasey has.
chelsea: yeah, those are total doushoes.
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