dovaston
a dovaston is someone who always turns up late to an event deeming it fashionably late when others see it as unfashionably late, when he leaves the event he usually likes to take an item of clothing from one of the other party goers without permission and if they refuse permission he takes anyway. he is also never drunk, claiming its for sh-ts and giggles, also asking if theres a way he can prove not to be drunk
dude 1: dovaston your well drunk
dovaston: im not drunk its for sh-ts and giggles
dude 2: your really drunk
dovaston: omg! im so not drunk how can i prove it!
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