downingtown east fanfic

probably one of the edgiest, most disgusting, and most hilarious things to come out of downingtown east high school. written by two unknown 10th graders in october of 2017, the fan fiction is about multiple teachers and papa john. the fanfic is written as a parody of the bible, starting off with the creation of the universe, promptly followed by various other stories written by different “apostles.” one main focus of the fanfic is ms. l——-, a teacher that is almost universally hated by her students for her teaching methods. most people see the writers as either gods on earth, or some of the most disgusting and depraved humans in the school.

one of the two creators was caught with the fan fiction on their district monitored google drive and was subsequently suspended for two days. by the time they returned from their suspension, the fan fiction had already been copied and shared with what felt like hundreds of people around the school. the spread of this f-cking awful fan fiction seems to be mainly because of someone who had got hold of the fanfic early and read it allowed in the band locker-room.

and now for an excerpt from the fan fiction so those unacquainted with its contents will be able to understand how disgusting it is.

“he then felt another tentacle slide in behind him, its slime acting as a lube to relax papa’s loose -n-s. this tentacle then began to move out, and back in as papa screamed in pain and pleasure. “it hurts so much,” he said, “but i love it.”
boy 1: have you read the new chapter someone added to the downingtown east fanfic?
boy 2: i haven’t, and i don’t think i want to…
boy 1: you do you, but if you want to read it with me you can find me in the bathroom vomiting.