downingtown stem
the ‘smart’ school of the downingtown area school district. it is a magnet school, where the students are stolen from their parent schools. students attending this school almost all go through the ib program. because of this, students here believe themselves to be superior to those of their parent schools downingtown west and downingtown east. these students have little to no social life, and find it difficult to make it through a conversation without complaining about the cl-sses they are taking, and how they are so much more difficult than what others do. students here especially try to exclude others by giving weird names to the parts of their building such as calling the cafeteria the “stuco” and library the “knoco”, and using acronyms unnecessarily.
the teachers here range from amazing to incapable of actually teaching. it is most well-known for an incident last year which led to the dean being fired and proclaiming he was “as g-y as the day is long and twice as sunny.”
person from west: hey, how’s it going?
person from stem: you literally can’t even understand. you get off easy with your inferior ap program. the ib is actually killing me. i have a mock ia to write, paper 2 -ssessment to study for, my ib tests are in a month, and java city in the stuco was out of my favorite coffee.
person from west: that sucks i guess, but you made the choice to go to stop.
person from stem: i don’t even know why i chose stem! my one teacher still teaches me ap, and another teacher doesn’t even teach me at all! i’m dropping out of downingtown stem!!!!!!
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