downtown cleve
when an old man has a midlife crisis and makes a young chick feel sorry for him resulting in disturbing s-xual relations.
old man: my wife hates me and i just bought a yellow pickup truck.
college chick: omg i’m so sorry, that truck is totes cool though.
old man: thanks, by the way, my name is cleve, aka downtown cleve.
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