the act of eating out a v-g-n-.
i went downtown funkytown on ashlee alpeter last night it was amazing.
- sure doug
used when someone says something that is obviously a lie. originated in a small town in ontario during the 1990’s. person 1:i just had s-x with pamela anderson! person 2: sure doug…
- jerk move
when someone does something mean or uncool. basically describing something a jerk would do. chris told my girlfriend that i had herpes, what a jerk move. or matt kicked me in the crotch, d-mn that was a jerk move.
- surfer poser
basically, someone who has never surfed and probably lives in the middle of a landlocked state, but sees it on tv and immediately goes to hollister (or if its really bad, aeropostale,) buys an entire new wardrobe, wears thong sandals everywhere (even in the middle of winter), and thinks that they belong on a beach […]
the act of having had surgery. when my tonsils were infected, i got them surgerized. to have had surgery on something. i was surgerized last week. i was surgerized on my ankle. when will you be surgerized next? i will be surgerized in december.
- pol fish-ball
a texty, who makes a short comment (usually anonymously), and adds a cheap shot at a celebrity (usually a politician). texter: you check out that last message on the board? signed ‘me’un-u’. texter2: in the dish ‘n whine forum? he-he. ‘hillary’s thighs of thunder’. texter: freakin’ pol fish-ball. texter2: ain’t got any, fo sho. i […]