Downtown Julie Brown
down to the last square of toilet paper, and your finger rips through the paper leaving your finger exposed and full of poo.
i was popping a squat at the airport before a long flight when i realized there was one square of toilet paper left. i decide to give it a shot when in mid wipe my finger rips thru. sh-t! literally!
the gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. i respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. he laughs out loud and proclaims. downtown julie brown!!!
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