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- Kimchee skunk fart
if you eat kimchee you get so high and start dancing like the fat singer from korea because its fermented. after you smell your own fart from that rotten cabbage, you are like crazy dancing feeling like you just had some big dig in your -ss leading to the huge -rg-sm like a ugly women […]
a real lady with an amazing personality. always there when you need her, though not always on time. sweet, gentle and full of love. never a dull moment when there’s a kimfa around. if you know one i hope you get to enjoy her company often~! f: hey kimfa what do you want to do […]
- Protein Carnation
a crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of s-xual fluids (s-m-n, v-g-n-l secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation. whenever my girlfriend and i have s-x, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.
a good friend bob is a pookoo of mine.
to email, text message or im whilst taking a dump. a way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne person 1: my laptop smells funky person 2: i just saw person 3 take a fat sh-t with your laptop person 1: that fat f-ck used my laptop to do […]