Downtown Squid
the human digestive system is unable to digest or break down certain foods such as corn. the inevitable result is that such items make their way through the digestive tract intact in your p–p. a friend of mine discovered that he cannot digest baby octopi. he found this out when he say several little octopi swimming in the cr-pper.
these little critters were determined to have gone “downtown” at this point. “squid” sounded better than “octopus” and thus, the term “downtown squid” was born.
the term can be applied to anything that comes out in your p–p and is instantly identifiable.
“downtown corn”
“downtown mushrooms”
i i shouldn’t have eaten that octopus salad at the chinese restaurant. it’ll surely be “downtown squid” tomorrow afternoon.
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