killstorm
–noun
1. an extremely powerful weather storm generally cl-ssified in one of three cl-ssifications (cl-ss 1, cl-ss 2, or cl-ss 3) with cl-ss 3 being the most powerful
2. a blizzard of epic proportions, usually resulting in school cancellations
example 1:
guy: that killstorm we had the other night really wrecked my yard. i found my grill in my neighbor’s driveway, my newspaper in a storm drain, and my cat in the chimney.
example 2:
young kid: dad, i heard there is supposed to be a cl-ss 3 killstorm tonight. alright! no school tomorrow! looks like you’ll have to stay home and babysit me.
dad: son of a b-tch! i’ll call in to work and tell them nature has screwed me over again. dammit!
example 3 (from the simpsons):
kent brockman: the national weather service has upgraded springfield’s blizzard from “winter wonderland” to a “cl-ss 3 kill-storm”!
marge: i don’t like the sound of that “cl-ss 3”.
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