Downtownie


n. person who grows up in a dense urban neighborhood (“downtown”) as opposed to the growth-friendly suburbs.

generally these people are socially awkward, unusually tense, and don’t have close personal friends, but rather a large group of acquaintances they call “friends”. they know everyone and no one at the same time.

often flaky.
“i can’t handle irina at these parties, she’s such a downtownie.”

“she doesn’t understand going to play soccer, she’s a downtownie.”

“there is no way tom’s going to make it out to your jam, he’s a downtownie.”

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